🎙️ Men in Blazers •August 20, 2026 •⏱️ 22 min

Premier League Preview Part 3, presented by YETI: Men in Blazers 08/20/26

1. Executive Overview: Core Theses & Key Revelations

The dawn of the 2026–27 Premier League season marks an epochal watershed in modern English football history. As captured in the seminal season preview edition of Men in Blazers (Episode: "Premier League Preview Part 3, presented by YETI: Men in Blazers 08/20/26"), co-hosts Roger Bennett ("Host") and chief football analyst Rory Smith ("Roar") dissected a landscape undergoing violent structural reallocation. For nearly a decade, the Premier League hierarchy was anchored by the ironclad tactical hegemony of Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City. That era has officially expired. Guardiola’s departure, paired with the exit of core leadership figures, has shattered the predictable ceiling of domestic football, triggering a chaotic reallocation of power across all twenty top-flight institutions.

The central narrative established throughout the conversation is one of absolute convergence at the summit and extreme volatility across the mid-table. Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal, having endured years of incremental growth, now stand as the unchallenged dominant force in the country. Bolstered by the marquee acquisition of Newcastle United’s midfield engine Bruno Guimarães, the Gunners are framed not merely as title favorites, but as an impending domestic dynasty positioned to capture the crown without significant resistance. Conversely, Manchester City faces a terrifying structural contraction, with host Roger Bennett boldly projecting a drop to sixth place, while Rory Smith foresees them clinging precariously to fourth.

Beyond the title race, the conversation illuminated five foundational revelations that define the strategic baseline for the 2026–27 campaign:

  • Arsenal’s Dynastic Apex: Arteta’s side has crossed the threshold from challenger to undisputed hegemon. With Bruno Guimarães providing physical grit and transitional intelligence, both analysts project an unthreatened march to the league title.
  • The Post-Guardiola Reckoning: Manchester City’s decade of tactical supremacy has collapsed following Guardiola’s departure, exacerbated by the exits of Bernardo Silva, Rodri, and John Stones. Despite a staggering expenditure approaching $1 billion over the preceding 18 months, raw capital accumulation has failed to replace systemic intelligence.
  • The Non-European Schedule Leverage: The absence of continental competition has emerged as the premier structural advantage in English football. Chelsea under Xabi Alonso (projected second by Bennett) and Tottenham Hotspur under Roberto De Zerbi (projected third by Bennett) are positioned to exploit empty midweek schedules to leapfrog heavily burdened rivals.
  • Managerial Carousel & Mid-Table Disruption: Violent managerial turnover has redrawn the tactical map. Andoni Iraola’s migration from Bournemouth to Liverpool, Marco Rose’s arrival at Bournemouth, Matthias Jaissle’s high-stakes appointment at a gutted Newcastle United, Frank Lampard’s high-pressure mission at Coventry City, and Gary O’Neil’s revenge assignment at Ipswich Town reflect an era of hyper-volatile dugout leadership.
  • The Erling Haaland Paradox: Erling Haaland remains an uncontainable goal-scoring titan slated for individual awards, yet his long-term tenure at Etihad Stadium is framed around an inevitable summer 2027 transfer battle with Real Madrid as City’s collective performance regresses.

2. Context & Background: The Landscape Leading to This Conversation

Understanding the gravity of Bennett and Smith’s projections requires an examination of the macroeconomic and structural shifts that converged in the summer of 2026. For ten years, Pep Guardiola’s positional paradigm dictated the tactical meta-game of European football. Manchester City’s operational model relied on extreme tactical discipline, automated rest-defense structures, and deep rotational luxury. However, the organic expiration of Guardiola's tenure exposed an underlying fragility. The simultaneous departure of key dressing-room culture-setters—most notably Bernardo Silva, whose press resistance and tactical flexibility anchored City’s big-game control, alongside the physical absence of Rodri and John Stones—left the club without its institutional spine.

Concurrently, the strict enforcement of Profitability and Sustainability Rules (PSR) and UEFA’s Financial Sustainability Regulations created unprecedented market distortions. While historic heavyweights struggled to balance squad amortization costs against revenue ceilings, Newcastle United suffered a catastrophic summer retrenchment. Constrained by financial fair play thresholds, Newcastle underwent an asset-stripping phase, losing legendary manager Eddie Howe alongside core stars Sandro Tonali and Bruno Guimarães. This forced a complete operational reset under incoming coach Matthias Jaissle, reducing a recent Champions League participant to a projected 15th-place survival scrap.

Conversely, the financial landscape witnessed unprecedented anomalies among promoted institutions. Ipswich Town executed the fifth-largest transfer window spend in global football, spending at a volume unmatched by any non-traditional titan. Under the stewardship of Gary O'Neil, who entered the campaign on an explicit revenge mission following prior managerial dismissals, Ipswich deployed capital aggressively to build a Premier League-ready squad, signing figures like Dutch goalkeeper Robin Roefs, Paraguayan creator Julio Enciso, and Brazilian forward Emerson. This high-risk financial strategy stands in stark contrast to fellow promoted sides Coventry City and Hull City, both of whom entered the top flight with severely restricted budgets and underlying statistical deficiencies.

Furthermore, the expanding continental match calendar has altered squad mechanics. The expanded UEFA Champions League, Europa League, and Conference League formats have introduced severe physical taxations. Clubs lacking deep squad rotation—such as Unai Emery’s Aston Villa, Marco Rose’s Bournemouth, Oliver Glasner’s Crystal Palace, and a surprising Sunderland squad entering European competition—face severe domestic penalties. The Thursday-Sunday match cadence has effectively split the Premier League into two operational tiers: those burdened by continental travel, and those leveraging full-week preparation cycles to dominate domestic fixtures.

3. Deep-Dive Thematic Breakdown

3.1 Arsenal’s Dynastic Imperative and the Bruno Guimarães Catalyst

The consensus surrounding Arsenal’s title charge represents a fundamental shift in domestic perception. For three seasons, Mikel Arteta’s tactical framework was lauded for its structural rigidity and defensive solidity, yet questioned for its emotional composure during title run-ins. The 2026 summer transfer window permanently resolved that psychological deficit through the strategic acquisition of Bruno Guimarães from Newcastle United. Guimarães brings a rare blend of ball-winning aggression, press-resistant progressive passing, and ferocious competitive temperament that transforms Arsenal's midfield from a technically refined unit into an intimidating physical machine.

"There is a massive drop off emotionally, physically for all the effort you put in to winning that first title, but I just don't see a huge amount of challenge to Arsenal... they will sail to the title."

As Smith highlighted during the preview, the emotional and physical hangover that typically afflicts first-time champions is rendered irrelevant by the sheer disparity in structural stability between Arsenal and their domestic peers. While history points to the "Community Shield Curse"—where no winner of the curtain-raiser has captured the Premier League title since 2018—both analysts dismiss the historical anomaly. Arteta’s squad has cultivated an internal culture focused on establishing a multi-year dynasty. With double-up coverage across every position, elite set-piece execution, and fresh tactical variation provided by Guimarães, Arsenal operate on a plane of consistency that makes their title triumph feel mathematically inevitable.

3.2 The Post-Guardiola Vacuum: Manchester City’s Structural Reckoning

Manchester City’s decline represents the headline systemic failure of the 2026–27 preview. The core issue facing City is not a lack of financial capital—the club has deployed nearly $1 billion in transfer fees over the preceding 18 months—but rather the loss of Pep Guardiola’s hyper-specific tactical intellect. Guardiola’s system functioned on extreme micro-coaching, where positional adjustments compensated for physical limitations. Without his daily intervention, City’s squad appears under-cooked, rhythmically disjointed, and structurally vulnerable to rapid transitions.

"I think City will suffer for losing Guardiola. It's going to be a season of reckoning. I actually can see them coming in sixth place."

The exodus of Bernardo Silva has stripped the squad of its primary escape valve under pressure, while the departures of Rodri and John Stones have dismantled the central defensive block that protected City's high line. Bennett’s startling prediction of a sixth-place finish reflects a belief that City has become a depreciating unit left behind without an authentic generational transition plan.

"I think Erling Haaland will score a lot of goals and win a big shiny individual trophy, and then next summer there will be a big will he won't he departure for Real Madrid issue."

While Erling Haaland remains an uncontainable goalscorer capable of capturing individual accolades on sheer physical dominance, his goals can no longer mask the team's defensive decay. This environment guarantees that the upcoming summer will be dominated by a high-stakes transfer saga regarding Haaland’s inevitable departure to Real Madrid.

3.3 The Capital Realignment: Xabi Alonso’s Chelsea and De Zerbi’s Spurs

The resurgence of London’s elite represents the most significant tactical disruption to the top four. Chelsea’s appointment of Xabi Alonso marks the commencement of an ambitious "redemption arc." Alonso, whose managerial trajectory experienced temporary turbulence at Bayer Leverkusen and Paris Saint-Germain, inherits a young, talent-rich squad that benefits hugely from the absence of European football. Bennett’s bold prediction of Chelsea finishing second is grounded in Alonso’s tactical sophistication and a shrewd recruitment strategy that balanced youthful talent with seasoned locker-room leaders.

"I'm going with the manager again, my trust in him, or more my belief in the Xabi Alonso redemption arc... Chelsea second."

The acquisition of Morgan Rogers provides Chelsea with explosive ball-carrying power in the final third, while the veteran arrivals of Danny Welbeck and Jordan Henderson inject emotional stability and standards into a previously volatile dressing room. Alonso’s capacity to construct tactical clarity out of chaotic squad depth enables Chelsea to overwhelm mid-table opponents who are exhausted by midweek European duties.

Simultaneously, Roberto De Zerbi’s arrival at Tottenham Hotspur has initiated a total cultural purge. De Zerbi has systematically eradicated traditional notions of "spursiness" by constructing a physically formidable tactical spine. The acquisition of Sandro Tonali from Newcastle United, alongside Brazilian engine Matheus Fernandes, gives Spurs a ruthless central midfield capability.

"I'm so bullish on Tottenham Hotspur. I think De Zerbi's got real control of this club... third place."

Operating without European distractions, De Zerbi’s high-intensity possession-and-pressing framework is built to dominate domestic schedules. Bennett’s prediction of a third-place finish for Tottenham underscores a belief that Spurs have reclaimed their identity as an entertaining, winning power in English football.

3.4 Managerial Migration and Tactical Disruption Across the Mid-Table

The 2026 summer off-season triggered an unprecedented domino effect across technical benches, fundamentally altering tactical styles throughout the division:

"I think you will see signs of promise and excitement from Liverpool this season, but I think it ends with a sixth place finish."

  • Andoni Iraola at Liverpool: Following his departure from Bournemouth to replace the departing regime at Anfield, Iraola introduces his signature high-octane pressing mechanics to Merseyside. The marquee signing of German playmaker Florian Wirtz ("Florian Veriting") gives Liverpool elite creative output in the half-spaces. However, analytical consensus remains divided: Bennett foresees a top-four finish in fourth, while Smith predicts structural turbulence resulting in sixth place.
  • Marco Rose at Bournemouth: Taking the reins from Iraola, Marco Rose faces the daunting task of maintaining domestic standards while navigating a maiden Europa League campaign. Despite securing quality additions like defender Antonio Silva, the demands of Thursday-Sunday travel are projected to pull Bournemouth down to 11th place.
  • Oliver Glasner at Nottingham Forest: Glasner’s tactical discipline faces a constant friction test against Evangelos Marinakis’ erratic executive oversight. Despite the loss of key personnel, Glasner’s organizational clarity and the retention of Morgan Gibbs-White are projected by both analysts to yield a stable 9th-place finish.
  • Matthias Jaissle at Newcastle United: Inheriting a club gutted by PSR sales, Jaissle faces an uphill battle. The loss of Eddie Howe, Sandro Tonali, and Bruno Guimarães leaves Newcastle structurally depleted, with both analysts foreseeing a sobering 15th-place finish.

3.5 The Survival Meat Grinder: Planetary Spend vs Championship Realities

At the bottom of the table, the fight for survival highlights the widening gulf between financial ambition and structural execution. Ipswich Town’s staggering transfer expenditure—ranking fifth globally—represents a radical experiment in top-flight survival.

"No one in the solar system has spent like Ipswich. I think it will work. They won't be as spectacular as Sunderland were last season. I think they get to 16th and they survive."

Under Gary O'Neil, Ipswich imported international talent including Robin Roefs, Julio Enciso, and Emerson. Both analysts expect this capital infusion to pay off, predicting a 16th-place finish that secures survival.

In contrast, Fulham’s outlook is dire. The departure of manager Marco Silva, combined with the loss of key goal-scorers Raúl Jiménez and Harry Wilson, has left the squad lacking offensive firepower.

"I think Fulham are this season's West Ham and they finish 18th."

The appointment of an unproven managerial regime, paired with erratic executive decision-making, leads both Bennett and Smith to project Fulham finishing 18th in a campaign resembling West Ham’s disastrous 2025–26 collapse.

For the remaining promoted sides, the drop appears inescapable. Frank Lampard’s Coventry City (projected 19th) lacks top-flight veteran depth and elite goal-scoring, while Hull City (projected 20th) enters the division with major structural defects after overperforming flawed Championship xG data.

4. Speaker Perspectives & Analytical Contrast

The dynamic between host Roger Bennett and chief analyst Rory Smith offers a study in analytical methodology. Bennett operates as a romantic narrative journalist, placing massive weight on executive psychology, managerial charisma, and emotional momentum. His predictions are heavily influenced by managerial redemption arcs (Xabi Alonso at Chelsea) and transformative leadership (De Zerbi at Spurs, Glasner at Forest). This approach leads him to take bold, high-variance stances, such as placing Chelsea second, Spurs third, and forecasting a collapse to sixth for Manchester City.

Rory Smith, by contrast, employs a cold, structuralist methodology grounded in squad depth analytics, fixture density, and regression metrics. Smith consistently highlights the physical penalty of European travel, predicting mid-table slides for Bournemouth (11th), Sunderland (13th), and Crystal Palace (17th). Where Bennett sees managerial magic, Smith sees calendar congestion and squad depth limitations.

Despite their methodological divergence, both analysts reached absolute consensus on several key outcomes: Arsenal as champion, Leeds United achieving secure consolidation (10th), Nottingham Forest capturing mid-table stability (9th), and Fulham, Coventry City, and Hull City occupying the relegation zone.

Club Roger Bennett ("Host") Forecast Rory Smith ("Roar") Forecast Analytical Consensus & Key Variance Factors
Arsenal 1st Place (Champion) 1st Place (Champion) Absolute consensus: Dynastic squad depth, Bruno Guimarães arrival.
Chelsea 2nd Place 5th / High Top-4 contender Bennett bets on Alonso redemption arc; Smith notes squad volatility.
Tottenham Hotspur 3rd Place 7th Place Major variance: Bennett buys De Zerbi's spine; Smith cites squad ceiling.
Manchester City 6th Place 4th Place Consensus on post-Pep drop; Bennett predicts complete structural collapse.
Manchester United 5th Place 3rd Place Smith foresees pragmatic Champions League growth; Bennett expects midfield squeeze.
Liverpool 4th Place 6th Place Bennett trusts Iraola/Wirtz attack; Smith warns of tactical transition gaps.
Aston Villa 8th Place 5th Place Smith trusts Emery continuity; Bennett notes set-piece loss and European strain.
Brentford 7th Place (Europe) 8th Place Consensus: Keith Andrews continuity, Mamadou Sangaré impact signing.
Nottingham Forest 9th Place 9th Place Absolute consensus: Glasner's tactical discipline offsets executive chaos.
Leeds United 10th Place 10th Place Absolute consensus: Trafford/Wilson signings secure Elland Road fortress.
Bournemouth 11th Place 11th Place Absolute consensus: Marco Rose quality offset by Europa League fatigue.
Brighton 12th Place 12th Place Consensus: Post-Conference League victory squad rotation management.
Sunderland 13th Place 13th Place Absolute consensus: European midweek travel drags down domestic league form.
Everton 15th Place 14th Place Consensus: Lower mid-table survival under Moyes; Nørgaard leadership.
Crystal Palace 15th Place 17th Place Consensus on relegation risk; Smith foresees near-fatal European drain.
Newcastle United 16th Place 15th Place Consensus: Distressing summer asset strip under PSR constraints.
Ipswich Town 17th Place 16th Place Consensus: Unprecedented planetary transfer spend yields survival.
Fulham 18th Place (Relegated) 18th Place (Relegated) Absolute consensus: Marco Silva exit, erratic ownership leads to drop.
Coventry City 19th Place (Relegated) 19th Place (Relegated) Absolute consensus: Frank Lampard lacks veteran Premier League depth.
Hull City 20th Place (Relegated) 20th Place (Relegated) Absolute consensus: Structural unreadiness and Championship xG overperformance.

5. Strategic & Industry Implications

The insights generated in this Men in Blazers feature episode reverberate far beyond standard season predictions, pointing toward macro-level trends that are reshaping modern football governance and operational economics:

1. The Demise of the Super-Manager Security Blanket: Manchester City’s post-Guardiola struggle exposes the inherent flaw of over-indexing on an auteur manager. When an institution aligns its entire tactical identity, recruitment strategy, and player development around a single visionary leader, his departure leaves behind an unfillable vacuum. City’s $1 billion spending spree demonstrates that financial capital cannot compensate for the loss of institutional philosophy.

2. The Asymmetric Power of the Clean Calendar: In the expanded multi-competition era, domestic fixture preparation has become the ultimate competitive advantage. Chelsea and Tottenham’s projected surge into the top three is built directly on their freedom from European travel. Conversely, mid-tier institutions entering UEFA competitions face severe domestic regression, demonstrating that continental qualification without elite squad depth functions as a structural poison pill.

3. PSR Enforcement and Asset-Stripping Volatility: Newcastle United’s forced firesale underlines the brutal reality of modern financial regulations. When mid-market clubs reach PSR limits, they are forced to dismantle established squads regardless of sporting success. Newcastle’s collapse from top-four contender to 15th-place survivor illustrates how financial compliance can obliterate sporting momentum in a single transfer window.

4. Radical Capital Deployment by Promoted Institutions: Ipswich Town’s decision to become the fifth-largest transfer spender on the planet represents a new frontier in promoted club behavior. Moving away from conservative preservation models, Ipswich’s aggressive international market blitz demonstrates a high-stakes philosophy: absorb extreme short-term financial risk to secure top-flight permanence, fundamentally disrupting traditional bottom-six survival calculations.

6. Looking Ahead: Unresolved Questions & Next Milestones

As the 2026–27 campaign unfolds, sports analytics professionals, executive directors, and tactical analysts must monitor several key operational benchmarks:

  • Arsenal’s Title Acceleration Metrics: Will Mikel Arteta’s side establish an insurmountable points lead prior to the December congestion block, confirming their dynastic narrative early in the campaign?
  • Manchester City’s Mid-Season Tactical Pivot: Can City’s incoming management restructure their central defensive block and transition mechanics during the winter window, or will persistent defensive fragility force an early concession of top-four targets?
  • The Haaland Transfer Clock: How will Erling Haaland’s individual performance trajectory impact his market positioning ahead of the anticipated summer 2027 Real Madrid transfer window?
  • Chelsea and Tottenham’s Rotation Thresholds: As domestic cup competitions ramp up, can Xabi Alonso and Roberto De Zerbi maintain high-intensity pressing mechanics without incurring physical burnout across their key starters?
  • Ipswich Town’s Amortization Risk: Will Ipswich’s heavy capital investment translate into early safety points, proving the viability of planetary spend for promoted institutions, or will failure to adapt trigger immediate financial strain?

💬 Key Quotes & Speaker Breakdown

Manchester City post-Guardiola era

"I think City will suffer for losing Guardiola. It's going to be a season of reckoning. I actually can see them coming in sixth place."

— Host

Tottenham Hotspur title challenge

"I'm so bullish on Tottenham Hotspur. I think De Zerbi's got real control of this club... third place."

— Host

Premier League title race

"There is a massive drop off emotionally, physically for all the effort you put in to winning that first title, but I just don't see a huge amount of challenge to Arsenal... they will sail to the title."

— Roar

Chelsea season outlook

"I'm going with the manager again, my trust in him, or more my belief in the Xabi Alonso redemption arc... Chelsea second."

— Host

Ipswich Town transfer spending

"No one in the solar system has spent like Ipswich. I think it will work. They won't be as spectacular as Sunderland were last season. I think they get to 16th and they survive."

— Host

Erling Haaland transfer rumors

"I think Erling Haaland will score a lot of goals and win a big shiny individual trophy, and then next summer there will be a big will he won't he departure for Real Madrid issue."

— Roar

Premier League table prediction

"I think you will see signs of promise and excitement from Liverpool this season, but I think it ends with a sixth place finish."

— Roar

Fulham relegation

"I think Fulham are this season's West Ham and they finish 18th."

— Roar

Manchester United season outlook

"I think United will consolidate the season. I don't think they'll quite get into challenging for the title territory. I'm going with 5th place."

— Host

Brighton season prediction

"They're not going to get relegated. I don't think they'll be pushing for Europe again that season. So what I'm going to say is 12th place, but they win the Conference League."

— Roar

Crystal Palace relegation battle

"I think they will flirt very heavily, like a 76-year-old, with relegation. It's still gorgeous. And I think they will survive just, I think not finish 17th."

— Host
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You're listening to the Men in Blazers media network, suboptimal radio. It's time to predict the entire table, one to twenty, Premier League's about to kick off, and I mean it, we're going to spoiler alert it, the table, hard to predict, all the managerial changes are like breaking transfer window, all the bloody air transfers are so confusing, but Roar, are you ready to make like to receive the blind theme and product who can predict the future in home as the Odyssey, and for see it all? You've seen the Odyssey too many times, Roach. What's all I can think about? Because that is what we're about to begin, and let's start with Liverpool, they're your boys. Roar, you do the honest well they finish. There's lots of teams that are really unknown at the moment, because of the fact there's so much transfer business still to do. I think you will see signs of promise and excitement from Liverpool this season, but I think it ends with a sixth place finish. I see them being anywhere between four to eight, I really, really do, and Doni, not overwhelmed by the cop situation. I'm going with what I think is the best outcome, because I'm the nice kind of guy, because of his tactical brainies and attacking midfield specialist, look at the goals he coaxed from Crupey from Ryan. Man, we'll get Florian veriting again. He's doing his point back in anger, goal celebration, Liverpool, back-ish, fourth place. Let's go, Chelsea. I'm really torn on Chelsea. I can, I think they'll be better, because they're not in Europe, because Jabilon's a really good coach. They've made some good signings. He's good looking. He's really good looking. He's very nice. I think that not having the fatigue of those extra games in the Champions League, Europa League, Conference League, whatever it is, will be a massive difference. So I'm going to say Chelsea second. This season, but in my initial draft of my table, I did have Chelsea fit. Listen to you. I'm going with the manager again, my trust in him, or more my belief in the Shabby Alonso redemption art. Look, Pommie worries, did he kind of jump to the Chelsea offer, repress what happened to Mauritio Pocciatino, who singed his career at Chelsea after failing at PSG, but that acquisition of Morgan Rodgers, and the sage cultural acquisitions of Danny Welbeck and the Corpse of Jordan Henderson as leaders in that dressing room, maybe believe he's got the power to create chaos out of order, hold your horses, Chelsea are coming. Second, from London to the Midlands, then tricky trees, all of a glass that's not in forest. Relatively quiet transfer window so far, they may obviously add to that, but they've kept hold of Morgan Gibbs White, losing Anderson's a big blow. I think it was Manthion Manday, who they're starting to sport in Portugal. It's a great signing. Unusually for a Maranacist club, quite a quiet season, I think they're finished ninth. Oh my god, did you crib my crap? Is it alright? Because you know me, religiously, I'm evangelical, I'm actually a glasner right, it's a thing, I believe in that man. I love how he operates, builds cultures, tactical cohesion, mannily died from a brain hemorrhage when he was 36, which is giving him a real sense of perspective, he's going to need all of it, not to be in forest under the face of the Maranacist dressing machine. I think those two forces, one healing, constructive, the other self-sabotaging, deeply destructive, will balance each other out. Destination mid-table, ninth place for forest, from forest to that art, genemy. Checks note, crystal palace. We're worried about palace, Raj. I think that they may be sold one too many in Matzons Le Coire. If they can keep hold of water and that gives them more of a chance, but even so, you look at this squad, I'm not sure that the magic's still there. I think they will flirt very heavily, like a 76-year-old, with relegation. It's still gorgeous. And I think they will survive just, I think not finish 17. They're down on Le Coire, but they've held on to, I think, Adam Warton, this critical, that South London demigod is my LSR, is deeply, deeply important. I'd agree they've not reinforced enough to be able to compete on those two fronts, the Europa League and the Premier League meat grinder, it's going to make them do something I think similar to last season, 15th place then, 14th, this time round from South London, to Plummy West, and full ham as they call it in certain parts of America. Rural, the floor is yours. Full them, take it away. Luzimato Silver is a massive blow. Strodd looks a little bit short of quality of its assignment, of goals, lot riding on Gonzalo Garcia, very talented, but he needs supply lines. Really excited about Josh Kin, the number 10 who comes with the Youth Academy, looks like a potential superstar in the making, but I don't think it's enough to save them. I think full ham are this season's West Ham and they finish 18. Again, I think this is nightmare fuel. Whatever the opposite of alignment in a club off, full ham have that now. Owners decision-making is erratic. Avora or below appointment is, to me, insane. What about him? Screams capable tactical mind, squad build, and builds doing a lot of heavy lifting. The goals of Rural, him and his gone, Welsh Banger God, Harry Wilson, gone, not adequately replaced. Full ham smell, like 25, 26, West Ham, I have them in 18, place 2. I am sorry from the Thames. To the English channel, we love our bodies of water, up the cherries, Bournemouth. Now under the management of what? Marca Rooza. A lot of people down on Bournemouth, Rodge. Not me. I think that we underestimate how to touch Rosa is. I think we find it hard to like wait relative achievement in football in general, especially when it's not kind of in front of our eyes. I think Antonio Silver's really good signing. I think keeping an eye on the start is really, really important, keeping Ryan's really important. I think they'll be fine, not as exciting as last season. They will struggle to manage Premier League in Europe, so I've done it for 11. God, what's love Bournemouth? I don't care who knows. They were about to work out how dependent the golden war cherry success story was on one and Doni, Iraola. Now he's dekempt to Liverpool. I think there will be a drop off from last year's six-place finish, but not because of Rosa. I think the Europa League rhythm is going to be unforgivable for a squad that's always still a force, still some big wins on their day. But I agree, Roar, 11th place, what is this? A club I love, your local boys, lead United. I think leads, I don't have a really good season, no relegation worries. They've recruited really smartly. There's momentum behind them, they've got Alan Road, more night games on a Monday night, the better. But I like the balance of the squad. I like the way that the profile of players they're signing. I think leads finished 10th, but I think it's more of a mid-table 10th than a challenge in for Europe 10th. Last year, survival. This year, consolidation. I like the ambition leads of show and the arrival of goalkeeper James Trafford for big money. The recruitment of Harry Wilson. This is ambition. The will-be improvement. The will-be sharpen challenge. The will-be night games at a rollicking bear pit, Alan Road, vaguely audible all around the planet. I'm not exaggerated. Leads on the rise. 10th place. This is terrible. We've both seen the final script. We both know what this is not guessing. This is happening, people, from White Rose of Yorkshire to Red Rose rival Manchester United. We're at a home of breath. As a rate for you analysis, a micro-character electric boo-a-loo. The big challenge, as we said before, Rodgers is can-character. Weave his magic when they're in the Champions League as well, and ideally not being embarrassed by drums being one of two cups. I think United will consolidate the season. I don't think they'll quite get into challenging for the title territory. I can't remember if I said they were going to finish 4th or 3rd. It's one of the two. Let's say 3rd. For me, this is the hardest call. As like inputs, we do not have what have united. Quite a missionary position for building success last year. We're just down to the lack of distraction and loss of strain. They didn't have to play in Europe, solely in themselves in both cups at the earliest opportunity. Not bad. I think they was inside the club, think they're a bit short. Recruitment-wise, as we stand, they need a body or two. I think Tealamons is an excellent addition. I see a continuation of the pragmatic football that got them to the happy place last year. Still Champions League. There are about 5th place. United fans, let's go to the newcomers. The promoted teams. Coventry. A lot of people are high on Coventry of all the new boys. Is Rory Smith. I think I might have underclubed Coventry rush to be honest. I've got them 19th. But looking at the bits of quality they had in the squad already, you're angry who they signed from Denmark. I think they might be competitive, but I do think I'll go back down. I'm going to stick with 19th, but I'm conscious it's a bit of a risk. We've both seen the script. I don't know, man. Frank Lampod has so much to prove to himself and to the football world and his ability to manage consistently at the top level. I want to root for him so badly, but I just don't see it. There's not enough veteran, hardened, Premier League experience in that team. I think there's also not enough ultimately in the striker options to deliver the goals they're going to need to stay up. I see them in 19th place to the tractor boys. Ibswitch, one and out last time round. Rour, say it ain't so. Ibswitch seems to be learning all the little bits they can from other teams' adventures in trying to stay up. They came up, they invested in a really good championship team, went back down, came straight back up, a little bit more kind of risky than they would have wanted it to be. Now that they've got back up, they've followed the Sunderland route. They've drawn and signed an unknown Dutch goalkeeper. That's what you do in the Robin Roof paradigm. They've spent a huge amount of money. I think they're the fifth biggest spenders in Europe as things stand. Erdo, the fifth biggest spenders in the world. Erdo, all planets. Erdo, all planets. No one in the solar system has spent like hip switch. It's at the four teams who spent more than them. I think it will work. They won't be as spectacular as Sunderland were last season. They might not even be as solid as Leeds were. I think they get to 16th and they survive. I like hip switch, the town, the team, the shareings of it all. I'm intrigued by the young Brazilian forward, Emerson. I also let Enceisau will find out if the memory of a lone spell or the player he is now comes through. Gary O'Neal is on a revenge mission and not every revenge mission is successful, we should say, but I think his will be and by successful. I mean, 70 places, your zip switch. What do we say to the god of death? Not this season. And to you, whole city, we're all back in the Premier League for the first time since 2017. Tell me now, do they get to stay? I just don't see how they can, Roger. They were so far off being ready to be promoted last season. It came as a surprise even to kind of Hall's most ardent fans. They've signed a lot of players. I don't know if they've brought in enough quality to to overcome the massive gap. It's really hard to stay in the Premier League. So I'm going to say 20th, but I think they go down with pride. Oh, I think they go down without pride. Are they going to stay up in a word? No. In a few more words, this is going to be a grind of a year for Hall's city fans. They weren't meant to get promoted. They had terrible statistics, XG-wise, in the championship, which is somehow overcame in the Southampton spy gate toxified playoffs. So the team who weren't meant to be here, they won't stay here. Points will be scanced. They've reached one Tiger fans on this journey to 20th from Tigers to Seagulls. It's all nature people. It's all watching at the end of the day. Brighton Raw, Europa, conference bound Brighton, dot, dot, dot. Will affect their lead form. No question about that. Injuries to Mitoma and to Minte early in the season. That'll be a problem as well for Fabian Herzler. It's cited by St. Luke of Ustovich. You and me both the cornerstone of the team. Young Croatian defender of some majesty. They're not going to get relegated. I don't think they'll be pushing for Europe again that season. So what I'm going to say is 12th place, but they win the conference lead. God bless you. Script for script, word for work, because I revere you, Brighton. The analytics team, they rarely missed energising pickups like Vuskovich. Never played a game for Spurs. I think they will regret seeing him playing with spelling for Pascal Stroke coming from Leeds. It's going to be fascinating to watch that dynamic. That Europa conference, the admission will ultimately stretch them, but it will only diminish them slightly. 12th place. That conference lead victory, which Raw, just assured you, I'm backing you up in that. Make great memories as you go to parts of Eastern Europe. Even Eastern Europeans don't know exist to victory up the Seagulls. Let's say this word with fear, Everton. The good thing for Everton is that there are other teams who are in worse positions. I think this season ends for Everton fans with a lot of discontent, with a lot of murmuring around the Europa. But I also think it ends with a solid lower mid-table finish. I can't quite work out where I put them around the kind of 12 to 15th slot, but it's somewhere in there. Let's say Europa. The risk of getting myself a trouble later on, let's say 14. Oh God, bless you, optimistic man. Oh, one that's only just get this camera here that's stopping me for kissing you on the mouth. Last season we did so much with so little no fullbacks, no real striker. We've done very little to change that rule. Add to that the David Moe summit of silence in which he didn't even speak to club media. Not a happy man, we don't know why. Sign that as something, as they say in Scotland, is not bueno. I do love the pickup of Christian norguard, he's a quality player on a mission to prove himself to real leader to that midfield. We have his delirious. We've kept ilion and die for now. Another season of no fear, but not much to tingle the extremities, 15th place, or lukewarm battle lovers, exult. It could be worse for more fans, you could always be new castle. Yeah, and they're in turn in sight in the same position. I don't think they're relegated. I think there's teams that are worse than them, but this has been a really distressing summer, losing any hell, losing finale, losing drawden, losing Bruno de Marraich, not really as we're recording, replacing them with any one of particular notes to be perfectly honest. I liked Matthias. Yeah, I sold a new coach. I think he'll take a little bit time to establish himself. I would say new castle finish 15th, but it's more of a mid table 15th than a relegation 15. Oh, this is bad. How bad. We're going to find out. I wasn't sure whether they're the full of West Thames, or if they just have enough raw. I think the question is, he was going to replace their manager Matthias Yaisal when he's fired, and will he be good to keep them up? I think they will make it, but only because there are four squads worse than them 16th place and a self-inflicted wretched season of misery. Not a pivot, because I want to talk about Tottenham Hotspur. Is Roberto deserving going to redefine the very word spursiness? No, just the word spursiness means what it means and words have to have some meaning that's constant. You can reclaim them. You can reclaim them. You can reclaim them. You can't in the course of one season change the word spursiness, otherwise there's nothing there's nothing solid for us to stand on. I think much better season, no risk of relegation. I think they've spent a lot of money. I think they spent it mostly very well. Couple of the players a little bit overpriced. Deserby had that three months run into kind of work out which bits of the story light. That's important. I'm not quite as high on them as you are, so I'm going to say they will finish 7th, getting back into your... Oh, get the rights, the broadcast one spurs, preseason game on your YouTube channel and you just go all in. Roy, I'm so bullish on Tottenham Hotspur. I think Deserby's got real control of this club. And he wants to show the world his roar again. I like the spine, the physical spine of Tanali and Matthias Fernandez. I know they need a striker. I think they'll get one and they are going to surge. Know Europe to take the diversion of energies away just to return to the self-image of entertaining fighting, winning football third place, savor its spurs fans, because I know you'll never take happiness for granted again. You don't have a whole London top three. One of the themes of the season. It's extraordinary. Unai Emery. An Ashton Villa roar. Man, it's a wizard. Well, they'll come to me work again. I feel really bad about Villa, because I came into this this hot house, expecting to say Villa to finish second. I think there's a real case to be made. Their continuity, the presence of Emery is repeated ability to get the maximum amount of his resources. He couldn't. We'll stand him in really good stead for this season when so much is in Florets. But I have now taught myself into Chelsea finishing second, which means I'm downgrading I'm downgrading Villa to fifth, because I do think there's a little bit of a lack of experience in that side. That's where I have squad in transition. The players they have coming in are so intriguing. Manzambi is a powerhouse, a wonder. I think he's going to be one of the young stars of this league. He is raw. I don't understand the gone actual acquisition. It's like voluntarily catching a disease on purpose. I think there'll still be a cockpit of a challenge, but the loss that may hold them above all is a set piece guru, Austin McFay, a year of slightly lesser and an eighth place finish. To a team that I admire so much, it's a beast. It's Brentford. I'm going for them in eighth, Rodge. As we said before, I think Keith Andrews, no reason for him to have a difficult second season. They've recruited judiciously, not spectacularly. They've added a little bit of strength when they need it. They've got San Gare a player who is really, really highly thought of. We know what we're getting from Brentford, but they're so adaptable, they're so flexible, they're so smart. I don't see any reason for them to drop off at all. Plus, they missed out on Europe on the last day of the last season. They should have won at Anfield. They didn't. They might be glad of it. I think they finished eight. To be a Brentford fan is to be blessed, everything. Their ownership group thinks through and executes turns out to be really planned for. I think the goal is to keep improving and I believe they will. Mamadou Sengare, a new midfielder, is going to be, I think, the impact new arrival of the season at Frontrey, Wattara, Tiago, Shada will keep co-hearing. All of it feels wonderful. And unless Keith Andrews has a deeper, difficult second album as manager, I see progress. Seven plays, Europe, B's on tour, who's coming. Sondland, no reason for Sondland to worry the season at all. I think Europe will mean they can't have the same kind of top half finished that they had last season so unexpectedly. That window, last season, was magnificent. They barely got a full run. We mentioned a lot of them in the full previews. The one that we didn't mention, Noah Siddiqui, who looked like a kind of cante regen, for at least half of the season until Afghan. I think that they will be absolutely fine, that they'll do well in Europe, but they're primarily formal suffer. So I'm going to say that they will finish 13th. Back to earth, with a bump campaign, reality bites, European Odyssey comes too soon for squad. I don't think I've had enough of a refresh this summer 13th place, which in light of the suffering Sondland of experience, big picture over the last decade is still. A wonderful achievement. Manchester City, let's get knee jerk and overreact, and the community she'll beat down raw. How low can you go? Marrest it out. Yes. Harlan's a fraud. Yes. Everybody needs to be sold. I think you would be a little bit worried, even with all the caveats around it, not being a serious game, the trophy not counting. Although, to be fair, Roge, City did count the community shield when Dwadiola won it. So you're telling us to count it when you lose it as well. You can't just be like, well, it doesn't count if we lose. For the last five. Intellectual consistency, Roge, that's what we're here for. I think City will suffer for losing Dwadiola. There's always going to be a bit of a difficult adjustment after a manager like that leaves. It's the union. The football, it happens, but also losing Bernardo Silva, losing Roderick, two and it's then losing John Stones. All that stuff matters. They're going to spend a huge amount on their midfield. They've spent getting on for a billion dollars over the last year, 18 months. It's a lot. To try and prepare for the post Dwadiola world, I think it will still cost them a little bit to get back to where they want to be this season, the finishing force. Manchester City, post pep, post Roderick. It's going to be a season of reckoning. This looks like a squad sure enough experience. Bernardo Silva, the key absence on the culture, the leadership, there may be the will be late late signings, but this is very much, I'm shocked at this, a depreciating unit left behind by Pep Guardiola, that I think will be factored into his legacy as a footnote, did not create a true transition plan for his successor to Inherit. I think this will be a very challenging season for cities, fans by the road, incredibly high standards. The question is the pure hunger, the will, the desire of Erling Holland, how much will that drive them? I actually can see them coming in six places. Arsenal, no side has gone on to win the league after lifting the community shield since 2018, but that curse. The thing for me, Rod, is that no one apart from Pep Guardiola retains the Premier League, it's really hard to do. There is a massive drop off emotionally, physically for all the effort you put in to winning that first title, especially when it's the first one for 22 years, but I just don't see a huge amount of challenge to Arsenal. So as much as there will be all this chaos behind them between 7 and 7 and 8, where any of those teams were I've predicted in those positions, please let this up and attach it to any socials that I used. Between 2nd and 7, there is so much uncertainty for Chelsea, Liverpool, United City, Villa, all of them, Tottenham. There are also uncertain, so many question marks, any of those teams would finish in any of those positions, but I don't think any of them can touch Arsenal, who I think will sail to the title. It will be a season of chaos except at the very top. They have too much depth, too much experience, refreshed, I think, in nuanced ways, as much as a clench face can be in nuanced way. That's what Bruno Gilmereche is, his hunger, solace is fresh legs in mind. I was shocked to be at the training ground last week, spending time with them in Maccala Teta, the players, the staff were openly talking about becoming dynastic, but they're going to do it. In a season of chaos, it will be the stability that will win out and win the dog. We'll have to change an A to win again, first place rule, and it will not be close. If you want to go deeper on these, find our part one, part two, north and south where we go through every team in detail, but let's cap this. Player of the year, it's the only other thing that we can really proclaim, absolutely ridiculously cavalierly, tell us who we'll be. For a long time, Man City felt really hard done too, because their individual players never got individual awards, and then it never seemed to understand as a club that that was because all of the credit went to Wadiola. I think now that Wadiola's gone, the player of the year, by a long way, will be the talisman of this Manchester City team, the player who stands up to fill the absence. Who's enough? No, Erlin Harland, roach. I think Erlin Harland will store a lot of goals and win a big shiny individual trophy, and then next summer there will be a big will he won't he departure for Real Madrid issue around a giant Norwegian striker? Hart says Beto, head says Bruno Gima Resh. That's how we think about it. You tell us how you think about it. In the comments, 1-20, have had it. Be kind to ever to. Big, big love. Courage.