🎙️ Men in Blazers •September 10, 2026 •⏱️ 48 min

Arsenal overcome Napoli, Liverpool dispatch Atletico Madrid, and can PSG three-peat?: European Nights 09/09/26

1. Executive Overview: Core Theses & Key Revelations

The dawn of the 2026/27 European football campaign has arrived with a profound paradox at its core. As the expanded 36-team UEFA Champions League league phase enters its routine rhythm, the sport finds itself suspended between hyper-commercial escalation and structural predictability. On the latest edition of Men in Blazers: European Nights (broadcast on September 9, 2026), hosts Roger Bennett and James Horncastle delivered a masterclass in modern sports commentary, dissecting a slate of matches that laid bare the geopolitical, tactical, and economic forces shaping contemporary European football.

At the center of their conversation lies a series of structural shifts that define the elite game today:

  • The Monolithic Consistency of Arsenal: Mikel Arteta’s side recorded their 13th consecutive victory in the Champions League opening league stage with a 1-0 win over Massimiliano Allegri’s Napoli at the Stadio Diego Armando Maradona. Beyond the scoreline, the performance showcased Arsenal’s transition from explosive contenders to an industrial grinding machine capable of draining match atmosphere and tactical hope from European royalty.
  • The Unprecedented Escalation of Front-Line Expenditure: Liverpool’s 2-1 victory over Atletico Madrid marked a historical watershed in sports economics. By fielding Bradley Barcola alongside Alexander Isak and Florian Wirtz, Arne Slot’s side became the first starting lineup in football history to feature three attacking players each purchased for upwards of £100 million (an aggregate attack valued at over £300 million).
  • The Institutional Transformation of Paris Saint-Germain: Under Luis Enrique, the reigning European champions have abandoned the volatile, knee-jerk vanity purchases of the early Qatar Sports Investments (QSI) era. In their place stands an uncompromising, fiscally disciplined system that routinely rejects inflated player valuations—even from Real Madrid—setting a new benchmark for super-club squad construction.
  • The Sunset Dilemma of Aging Legends: Kevin De Bruyne, now 35 and navigating an injury-plagued stint at Napoli, delivered a mesmerizing performance against Arsenal that Horncastle characterized as a "come and get me" plea to Premier League suitors, highlighting the physical and psychological toll of top-tier football on veteran icons.
  • The Sub-Culture of the Romantic Periphery: The remarkable rise of Azerbaijani club Sabah FC from the municipality of Masazir (literally the "Place of Sand")—guided by manager Valdas Dambrauskas, who funded his UEFA coaching badges using a $1,000 win on the Lithuanian version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire—serves as a poignant counter-weight to the financial consolidation at the top of the European pyramid.
  • The Tactical Pragmatism of Ruben Amorim at AC Milan: Christian Pulisic’s sudden absence from the AC Milan starting XI under Amorim illustrates the brutal standard of modern pressing models, where micro-fractures, missed pre-seasons, and tactical retraining leave even marquee American stars sidelined in favor of workhorse mid-block operators like Adrien Rabiot.

This episode stands as a milestone moment in football broadcasting. Through a blend of sharp tactical observation, financial critique, and literary metaphor, Bennett and Horncastle captured a sport undergoing a profound identity transition. As elite clubs amass unprecedented wealth, the line between athletic drama and corporate inevitability continues to blur.

2. Context & Background: The Landscape Leading to This Conversation

To fully understand the weight of Bennett and Horncastle’s analysis, one must examine the broader structural landscape of European football in September 2026. Two years into the implementation of UEFA’s revamped "Swiss Model" league phase, the initial promises of non-stop blockbuster fixtures have given way to complex tactical realities. The expansion to 36 teams and eight guaranteed group-stage matches was designed to maximize broadcasting revenues and eliminate dead rubbers. However, it has simultaneously introduced an environment where elite super-clubs can afford minor slip-ups, often reducing early-stage high-profile encounters to exercises in workload management and incremental points accumulation.

Financially, the summer transfer window of 2026 demonstrated an unprecedented divergence in squad building strategies. Premier League heavyweights, buoyed by multi-billion-pound international broadcasting contracts, pushed transfer fees for elite talent beyond the £100 million boundary as a standard operational cost. Liverpool’s acquisition of Bradley Barcola to complete a front three featuring Alexander Isak and Florian Wirtz represents the apex of this economic era. Yet, this aggressive capital deployment occurs within the rigid constraints of UEFA’s Financial Sustainability Regulations (FSR) and the Premier League’s Profitability and Sustainability Rules (PSR), forcing clubs to sell home-grown talent or bench legacy high-earners to maintain compliance.

Conversely, continental powerhouses have adopted drastically different survival mechanisms. In Serie A, clubs like Napoli and AC Milan operate under strict wage structures, relying on tactical organization, opportunistic free transfers, or loan deals to remain competitive against English financial dominance. Massimiliano Allegri’s return to Napoli reflects a broader Italian trend toward defensive pragmatism and low-block counter-attacking systems aimed at neutralizing high-pressing English units. Meanwhile, Ruben Amorim’s appointment at AC Milan signifies an attempt to import high-intensity Portuguese pressing metrics into a league historically defined by positional patience.

In France, Paris Saint-Germain’s operational ethos has underwent a total recalibration. Having captured the UEFA Champions League title after years of galáctico-era disappointments, PSG under Luis Enrique no longer functions as a commercial vehicle for individual superstars. The departure of Kylian Mbappé to Real Madrid—where Jose Mourinho’s second managerial stint has generated friction between superstar branding and tactical structure—has allowed PSG to establish an institution driven by collective pressing, youth integration, and strict financial valuation thresholds. It is against this complex backdrop of financial escalation, tactical specialization, and administrative reform that the September 9, 2026 episode of Men in Blazers took place.

3. Deep-Dive Thematic Breakdown

3.1 Arsenal’s Industrial Efficiency and the League Phase Imperative

Arsenal’s 1-0 victory against Napoli at the Stadio Diego Armando Maradona provided a vivid case study in how Mikel Arteta has engineered one of the most mentally resilient setups in modern European football. Extending their winning streak in the Champions League opening league stage to 13 consecutive matches, Arsenal displayed an ability to methodically dismantle an opponent both physically and psychologically.

Tactically, Massimiliano Allegri set up Napoli to absorb pressure, ceding 53% of possession to the visitors and instructing his defensive block to compact the central spaces. In the first half, Arsenal created 13 attempts on goal—their highest shot volume in a Champions League road fixture in recent history. However, early uncalibrated finishing, including a point-blank header from Mikel Merino saved in matrix-like fashion and wild efforts from Gabriel Martinelli and Viktor Gyökeres, kept Napoli afloat. The narrative of the opening hour centered on Napoli’s defensive resistance, anchored by a resurrected low-block strategy designed to frustrate Arsenal's positional play.

Yet, as Horncastle and Bennett observed, the defining characteristic of Arteta’s Arsenal is their capacity to transform high-stakes matches into "football without suspense." By the 70th minute, despite a 0-0 scoreline, Napoli’s physical energy had been systematically drained. The breakthrough in the 75th minute was the direct product of Arsenal’s relentless structural pressure. Ben White combined with Leandro Trossard (who registered his fourth assist in five matches), feeding Martin Ødegaard on the edge of the penalty box. Ødegaard’s fizzing, five-foot-high strike into the net marked his fourth goal in five appearances this season, silencing the Neapolitan crowd.

  • Possession (%)
  • 47%
  • 53%
  • Total Shots
  • 6
  • 17
  • First-Half Shots
  • 2
  • 13
  • Pass Accuracy (%)
  • 81%
  • 88%
  • Expected Goals (xG)
  • 0.45
  • 2.15
  • Metric Napoli Arsenal

    Horncastle aptly summarized the sensory impact of Ødegaard’s goal by comparing it to the traditional Neapolitan limonata con bicarbonato—a fizzy, explosive concoction that frothed over the match. However, beneath the aesthetic celebration lies an essential tactical reality: Arsenal no longer rely on emotional momentum to win away in Europe. Their game model is built on control, territorial compression, and high-percentage chance creation, making them arguably the most formidable league-phase unit in world football.

    3.2 The £300m Front-Line Experiment: Liverpool’s Tactical Reconstruction Under Arne Slot

    Liverpool’s 2-1 triumph over Atletico Madrid at Anfield served as a stark illumination of the financial escalation currently governing elite English clubs. James Horncastle highlighted a staggering statistical reality: with the inclusion of summer signing Bradley Barcola alongside Alexander Isak and Florian Wirtz, Liverpool became the first club in human civilization to start three attacking players each purchased for over £100 million.

    This unprecedented investment manifested in a volatile, highly entertaining tactical battle against Diego Simeone’s Atletico Madrid. Atletico struck first through Marcos Llorente, a long-time nemesis of Liverpool whose personal rivalry with Anfield has reached mythological proportions (symbolized by Llorente humorously naming his pet dog 'Anfield'). Capitalizing on an opening press error, Cristian Romero set up Llorente to score his fifth goal in three career appearances against Liverpool.

    Despite early defensive disorganization and an alarming moment where Barcola squandered a clear goal-scoring opportunity before exiting with a left calf injury, Liverpool’s raw individual quality eventually overturned the deficit. The equalizer five minutes before half-time emerged from a chaotic box scramble, culminating in right-back Ronald Araújo (on loan from Barcelona) executing a back-heel assist for Dominik Szoboszlai. In the second half, Alexis Mac Allister completed the comeback by crashing into the penalty area to slam home the winning goal through a crowded Atletico defense.

    Bennett and Horncastle focused extensively on Mac Allister’s resurgence under Arne Slot. After a difficult 2025/26 campaign where the Argentine international appeared sluggish and overworked ("running through treacle"), Mac Allister has recaptured the dynamic, box-to-box dominance that characterized his 2022 World Cup campaign. In his pre-match press conference, Mac Allister publicly addressed rumors regarding his contract extension, reminding critics of his vital role in Liverpool's previous trophy successes. Horncastle strongly advocated for Liverpool’s hierarchy to secure Mac Allister’s long-term future, emphasizing that despite Liverpool's reserve bench appearing "weaker than chain restaurant coffee," Mac Allister remains an irreplaceable engine in Slot’s tactical system.

    3.3 Kevin De Bruyne and the Twilight of the Premier League Icon in Serie A

    One of the most emotionally resonant segments of the episode focused on Kevin De Bruyne’s first start of the season for Napoli. At 35 years of age, the Belgian playmaker’s career has entered a complex twilight phase defined by recurring physical ailments and tactical friction with manager Massimiliano Allegri.

    Against Arsenal, De Bruyne delivered an extraordinarily passionate performance. Roger Bennett painted a vivid literary picture of De Bruyne’s display, describing him as playing "out of his socks" like an "Arthur Miller character... a man who wanted the world to say his name." Despite having spent significant stretches of his Napoli career on the training room table in Southern Italy, De Bruyne played with an intense urgency, clearly motivated by the familiar sight of his former Premier League rivals.

    Horncastle provided sharp insider commentary on De Bruyne’s current status within Allegri’s hierarchy. Having been largely ignored by Allegri during the opening weeks of the Serie A season, De Bruyne’s vintage performance was interpreted by Horncastle as a calculated signal to the transfer market:

    "I think, dare I say, that a week after the transfer window closed, it's a 'come and get me' plea. I can still maybe do another season in the Premier League. I don't know if Burnley get promoted, we would love to see you at Turf Moor, Kevin."

    This dynamic illustrates the broader challenge facing legacy superstars in modern European football. As the physical demands of high-pressing systems push older players to the margins, Serie A has increasingly become a destination for aging icons seeking tactical freedom. Yet, when paired with pragmatic managers like Allegri who prioritize defensive work rate over creative luxury, even maestros like De Bruyne find themselves fighting for relevance, balancing the luxury of coastal Italian life with an undying urge to perform on the grandest stages.

    3.4 PSG’s Institutional Metamorphosis: From Galáctico Chaos to Systemic Rigor

    The conversation surrounding Paris Saint-Germain highlighted an impressive institutional pivot in modern football management. Historically renowned for financial excess and erratic transfer market behavior, PSG has evolved into a model of fiscal discipline and tactical coherence under Luis Enrique.

    Horncastle emphasized that PSG was once the quintessential "knee-jerk club," routinely overpaying for commercial icons regardless of tactical fit. Today, however, the club’s executive leadership operates with strict financial boundaries. When evaluating potential transfer targets or contract demands, PSG’s stance has shifted to an uncompromising refusal to succumb to market inflation: "We think what Real Madrid would be paying us is too much, we're not going to pay that." This discipline marks a stark departure from the first decade of QSI ownership.

    Following their Champions League triumph in 2025 and their ongoing bid for an unprecedented three-peat, PSG’s squad construction relies on collective pressing metrics, youthful versatility, and tactical continuity. Bennett and Horncastle identified Bayern Munich as the primary challenger capable of disrupting PSG’s European dominance. Under their current coaching staff, Bayern possesses the requisite squad continuity and targeted additions—such as Nathaniel Brown and Ismael Saibari—to match PSG’s intensity.

    In contrast, the hosts delivered a sharp critique of Real Madrid’s current setup under Jose Mourinho. Horncastle noted that since Mourinho’s return to the Bernabéu, his primary operational role appears to have devolved from tactical architect to an executive "hype man for Kylian Mbappé." This contrast highlights the central debate of modern super-club management: whether long-term success is best achieved through PSG’s system-first discipline or Real Madrid’s individualistic galáctico model.

    3.5 The Romantic Periphery: Valdas Dambrauskas, Masazir, and the $1,000 Catalyst

    Amidst the multi-million-pound discussions of Premier League giants, the episode devoted significant attention to one of the most extraordinary underdog stories in modern European sports: the qualification of Azerbaijani side Sabah FC for the Champions League league phase.

    Founded in 2017 in the tiny municipality of Masazir—a region located 30 miles north of Baku whose name literally translates to "Place of Sand"—Sabah FC represents a remarkable anomaly. Serving a local population of just 19,000 with a home stadium capacity of 9,000, the club navigated four grueling qualifying rounds to secure their place among Europe’s elite 36 teams. To accommodate marquee home fixtures against Barcelona, Arsenal, Napoli, and Borussia Dortmund, the club has been forced to rent the national stadium in Baku.

    At the center of this fairytale is Lithuanian manager Valdas Dambrauskas, whose path to top-tier coaching reads like fiction. Years prior to his managerial success, Dambrauskas appeared on the Lithuanian edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Despite winning a modest $1,000 prize after burning through his lifelines early in the episode, Dambrauskas utilized those exact funds to travel to the United Kingdom and pay for his initial UEFA coaching badges.

    Dambrauskas’s journey—from a televised game show contestant investing $1,000 into his coaching education to standing on the touchline at Old Trafford against Michael Carrick’s Manchester United—underlines the enduring romanticism of European football. In an era increasingly dominated by sovereign wealth funds and private equity conglomerates, the presence of Sabah FC and Dambrauskas provides a vital reminder of the sport's baseline meritocracy.

    3.6 The Christian Pulisic Dilemma: High-Intensity Tactics Under Ruben Amorim at AC Milan

    The final analytical segment focused on an inquiry from listener Lou Whale of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding Christian Pulisic’s sudden lack of playing time at AC Milan. Despite AC Milan competing in the UEFA Europa League this season, new manager Ruben Amorim has left the star USMNT forward on the bench for three consecutive matches, sparking intense debate among American supporters.

    Horncastle provided a thorough breakdown of the tactical and physical factors driving Amorim’s selection decisions. Pulisic suffered a severe micro-fracture during the Club World Cup match against Belgium in July, forcing him to miss the entirety of AC Milan’s pre-season campaign. Under Ruben Amorim’s tactical methodology, physical readiness and pressing intensity are non-negotiable prerequisites for inclusion in the matchday squad.

    "Amorim is one of those coaches that kind of need to see you do stuff in a game, otherwise you have to train at mad intensity for him to get you into the team."

    The tactical competition within Milan’s squad has further complicated Pulisic’s immediate prospects. Amorim has opted to deploy Adrien Rabiot in an unconventional right-sided number 10 role, prioritizing physical power and defensive pressing over natural winger movement. Furthermore, the summer arrival of Omari Hutchinson from Nottingham Forest and the emergence of 18-year-old Italian sensation Alpha Mega Cisse have created a congested depth chart.

    While Amorim maintained direct contact with Pulisic via WhatsApp during his recovery, the manager’s reliance on players who completed pre-season training has temporarily relegated Pulisic to spectator status. Horncastle concluded that once Pulisic demonstrates full physical sharpness in high-intensity training sessions, Amorim will reintegrate him into the starting XI. However, the situation serves as a stark reminder of the uncompromising physical standards enforced by elite European managers.

    4. Speaker Perspectives & Analytical Contrast

    The dynamic between Roger Bennett and James Horncastle on Men in Blazers provides a compelling study in contrast, blending theatrical cultural narrative with precise tactical breakdown. Understanding their individual analytical frameworks is essential for evaluating the insights generated throughout the episode.

    Roger Bennett functions primarily as a cultural historian and narrative dramatist. His commentary elevates on-field events into broader human and literary metaphors. When analyzing Erling Haaland’s astonishing record of 59 goals in 59 Champions League appearances, Bennett reframes the statistical anomaly through surreal comedy, questioning whether the competition itself has become a "pharmacy" for a player who loves nothing more than "being on a farm." Similarly, his characterization of Kevin De Bruyne as an "Arthur Miller character... a man who wanted the world to say his name" or his humorous comparison of De Bruyne's performance to an old English parlor game ("Granddad's Last Erection") infuses technical analysis with dramatic depth. Bennett’s focus remains anchored on the psychological weight of performance, fan culture, and historical resonance.

    Conversely, James Horncastle operates as an authoritative tactical analyst and financial insider. Possessing deep expertise in Serie A and continental European structures, Horncastle grounds the conversation in contract mechanics, wage dynamics, and managerial philosophies. While Bennett marveled at Liverpool’s attacking output, Horncastle immediately contextualized the event within economic history, noting that Liverpool had become the first club in human civilization to start three £100 million-plus players simultaneously. His breakdown of Ruben Amorim’s training demands, Massimiliano Allegri’s low-block defensive setups, and PSG’s financial valuation thresholds provided the structural foundation that balanced Bennett’s theatrical flair.

  • Primary Analytical Focus
  • Cultural impact, player psychology, literary metaphor
  • Tactical systems, transfer economics, managerial mechanics
  • Tone & Style
  • Theatrical, comedic, hyper-expressive
  • Granular, authoritative, journalistic
  • Key Observation
  • Haaland's goal efficiency; De Bruyne's Arthur Miller persona
  • Liverpool's £300m attack; Amorim's intensity requirements
  • Continental Expertise
  • Broad European narrative & American fan perspective
  • Deep Serie A, Ligue 1, and UEFA structural expertise
  • Dimension Roger Bennett James Horncastle

    Despite their distinct analytical styles, Bennett and Horncastle shared complete alignment on several core theses: Arsenal’s terrifying structural consistency, PSG’s impressive pivot away from galáctico volatility, and the brutal reality facing American players in European leagues. Their sole area of mild friction emerged regarding the value of the expanded 36-team Champions League league phase. While Horncastle defended the high frequency of marquee matchups, Bennett expressed skepticism over matches that feel like "football without suspense," questioning whether the dilution of stakes undermines the tournament's traditional dramatic tension.

    5. Strategic & Industry Implications

    The analyses presented in this episode of Men in Blazers extend far beyond individual match results, signaling profound structural shifts across the global football industry:

    1. The Normalization of the £100 Million Transfer Threshold: Liverpool’s deployment of a £300 million-plus front three (Isak, Wirtz, Barcola) marks the formal consolidation of an elite tier of financial super-clubs. Within the Premier League, player valuations have decoupled from traditional revenue ratios, driven by international broadcasting growth and private equity backing. Clubs unable to sustain £100 million expenditure per attacking position risk falling into a secondary competitive tier, accelerating the bifurcation of European football.

    2. The Systemic Triumph Over Individual Star Power: The contrasting trajectories of Paris Saint-Germain and Real Madrid illustrate a fundamental shift in executive strategy. PSG’s transition from galáctico collection to Luis Enrique’s disciplined, high-pressing collective model has yielded both European silverware and financial stability. Conversely, Real Madrid’s reliance on individual star power under Jose Mourinho demonstrates the tactical friction that arises when commercial branding supersedes structural cohesion. Modern elite football increasingly rewards systemic pressing over individual genius.

    3. The Escalation of Athletic and Intensity Requirements: Ruben Amorim’s handling of Christian Pulisic at AC Milan highlights the absolute physical demands imposed by contemporary pressing systems. In an era where managers require non-stop high-intensity tracking and physical output, players returning from injury cannot simply rely on technical reputation to regain starting spots. This shift forces clubs to build deeper squads and places an unprecedented premium on sports science and load management.

    4. The Media Architecture of Global Football Coverage: The success of Men in Blazers underscores the evolving landscape of sports media. By combining analytical rigor with cultural commentary, the publication bridges the gap between traditional European sports journalism and the rapidly expanding North American audience. As American capital continues to flow into European clubs (AC Milan, Liverpool, Chelsea), media platforms that effectively translate complex European football dynamics for global consumers occupy an increasingly powerful strategic position within the sports media ecosystem.

    6. Looking Ahead: Unresolved Questions & Next Milestones

    As the 2026/27 European season progresses, several critical questions and operational metrics will determine the validity of the theses established by Bennett and Horncastle:

    • Can Arsenal Translate League Phase Dominance into Knockout Silverware? Mikel Arteta’s side has perfected the art of league-stage consistency, accumulating 13 straight victories. However, the true test remains whether their controlled, low-risk approach can withstand the chaotic, high-variance environment of two-legged Champions League knockout ties against opposition like PSG or Bayern Munich.
    • Will Liverpool’s £300 Million Attack Harmonize Before Injuries Take a Toll? With Bradley Barcola already suffering a calf strain against Atletico Madrid, Arne Slot faces the immediate challenge of managing rotation among his hyper-expensive forward line. Integrating Isak, Wirtz, and Barcola into a fluid unit while navigating domestic and European schedules will test Liverpool’s squad depth.
    • What Is Kevin De Bruyne’s Next Destination? De Bruyne’s stellar performance against Arsenal demonstrated that his technical genius remains intact, even as his relationship with Massimiliano Allegri remains strained. Analysts will closely monitor whether the 35-year-old playmaker initiates a return to the Premier League during the January transfer window or opts for a fresh challenge elsewhere.
    • How Will Ruben Amorim Reintegrate Christian Pulisic at AC Milan? With AC Milan entering a critical stretch of domestic and Europa League fixtures, Pulisic’s ability to meet Amorim’s high-intensity training thresholds will be paramount. Whether Pulisic reclaims his starting role or remains trapped behind Adrien Rabiot and Alpha Mega Cisse will significantly impact both AC Milan’s season and the USMNT’s preparations for upcoming international tournaments.
    • Can Sabah FC and Valdas Dambrauskas Secure a Landmark European Upset? As Sabah FC prepares for home matches at Baku’s national stadium against Barcelona, Arsenal, and Dortmund, football purists will watch to see if Dambrauskas’s tactical organization can yield historic points for Azerbaijani football, further validating the romance of the expanded European format.

    The 2026/27 season promises to be a defining watershed for European football. As tactical systems become more refined and financial disparities widen, the insights delivered by Men in Blazers offer an indispensable roadmap for understanding the forces driving the world's most popular sport.

    💬 Key Quotes & Speaker Breakdown

    Erling Haaland's goal record

    "59 goals in 59 Champions League games. When you hear those numbers, James, is the whole Champions League a pharmacy? I mean, this is a man who loves nothing more than being on a farm."

    — Roger Bennett

    Liverpool transfer spending

    "Bradley Barcola made Liverpool the first team in human civilization to start three players each purchased for over a hundred million pounds."

    — James Horncastle

    Kevin De Bruyne transfer rumors

    "I think, dare I say, that a week after the transfer window closed, it's a 'come and get me' plea. I can still maybe do another season in the Premier League."

    — James Horncastle

    Jose Mourinho and Kylian Mbappe

    "Certainly since he's been back at Madrid it feels like his one job is not to coach the team, it's to be a hype man for Kylian Mbappe."

    — James Horncastle

    Kevin De Bruyne's performance

    "Kevin De Bruyne, a 35-year-old master, played out of his socks. It was like watching an Arthur Miller character play football, a man who wanted the world to say his name."

    — Roger Bennett

    Arsenal Champions League form

    "13 straight wins in the opening league stage for Arsenal. That is incredibly impressive. The consistency of it that that requires mentally as much as anything."

    — Roger Bennett

    PSG transfer strategy

    "PSG with the kind of knee-jerk club once upon a time... and now they're just like, 'we think what Real Madrid would be paying us is too much, we're not going to pay that.' There's like a discipline about PSG which was not a characteristic of theirs in the first 10 years."

    — James Horncastle

    Christian Pulisic's AC Milan status

    "Ammarin is one of those coaches that kind of need to see you do stuff in a game, otherwise you have to train at mad intensity for him to get you into the team."

    — James Horncastle

    Jose Mourinho's career

    "I think he keeps doing this [coaching] because whenever I walk down a very expensive Italian high street where all the luxury stores are, I think I've now ticked off that this season Jose was dressed by this expensive Italian boutique and that season it's this one. He's just like a walking clothes horse now."

    — James Horncastle

    Saba manager trivia

    "Manager Valdas Dambrauskas became a meme last month when they qualified for the Champions League because he was on the Lithuanian version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire."

    — James Horncastle
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    You're listening to the Men in Blazers media network, suboptimal radio. Champions League is back in old living arms. Arsenal grind down Napoli. Martin Erdogan is a man of WALKO Liverpool at last the goal scorer who's done them so much he mockingly a crap you not name this pet dog and field PSG and Barcelona blowouts made long for the knockout rounds already will break all it is down this is your appear nights now a post game rather than pre game this season the footballers have you know they played the actual games now we'll do the hard part sit in our chairs alongside you and you know talk about it all let's dive in I'm joined by multi-lingual maradona of journalism it's a Lancer zone mr. James Owen Castle hello roach I am lemon pepper wet for this European night champions league he's like been back in magic city with you and Rory and Humph so that never happened so let's toss out the study yeah yeah one man they were a dollar Napoli Neil Arsenal won um Arsenal's journey of vengeance trying to redeem themselves for that defeat to Ibiza final boss Paris Saint-Germain begins in one of the most passionate footballing cities in Europe truthfully though not quite as intimidating would have been a couple of years ago Hamas no absolutely not even the locals didn't all show up for this uh roach I mean it's the centenary year but clearly there's some parties going on which are better than the football that max allegory is serving up so yeah not not as intimidating still a great place to go though for our listeners I recommend it I would love there's few cities I would love to go more with you James have a short list of horny cities that's Horn Castle uh not you know up for it cities but Napoli loses of too straight in the league well not fully of our imagination squad wise or tactically in terms of their commitment to buckenering you mentioned him new coach old friend Max allegory kind of got them seeding possession snapping forward on occasion here they set up early and often with KDB Kevin De Bruyne a 35-year-old master again his first start the season man James you played out of his socks he was like watching an Arthur Miller character play football a man who wanted the world to say his name yes indeed in a in a crucible that as we've mentioned wasn't wasn't boiling but no he played as if he thought he was back in the Premier League he was like oh god it's Arsenal it's a big game I'm gonna step up because yeah poor KDB you know he's since he's been at Napoli's he's the bin injured which look it's a great place to be injured in I'd just be down by the beach in America he's in the world to be injured eating fried fish you know sort of the restaurants fully booked tonight no worries sir let me bring this table for you and your wife good style exactly so no he was playing out with skin tonight because he hasn't been playing Max allegory has been sort of ignoring him so I think dare I say that a week after the transfer window closed it says come and get me plea I can still maybe do another season in the Premier League I don't know if burnley get promoted we would love to see you at surf more Kevin you know it was there was an old kids game we used to play in England you may have to google this and I can't believe I'm talking about it it's with matches where you kind of get two at the end of the box and one down and light it and it was called granddad's last direction and that's what I thought about watching Kevin De Bruyne a play so up for it today I also thought you know all people can do great things Colonel Holland Sanders did not invent Kentucky fried chicken James until he was 62 as a global chain having been in Atlanta and tasted some of the best soul food that you can imagine you know I mean Colonel Sanders at land has given you one hell of a beating oh yeah you tell him he kills others did not invent fried chicken in the same way as the beastie boys did not invent hip hop I don't know I just don't know Arsenal God bless dominated had 53% possession 13 shots in that first half of the game they're most on the road in the Champions League but a finish was wildly uncalibrated there's one stunning chance it was like the matrix a football ever at GSA all leaping up to head across the face of goal marino just a golden chance headed it sharply straight the keeper beautiful bachaya over club the one-on-one chance in capy-a with so really wild and yokarez first art the season really a non-factor really the story of that first hour was a resurrection of the elite striker rod with rich to beat the arse yeah and I mean look as much as we've downplayed nappily this is this is a team that has won the league in in two of the last three years it has got a kind of serial win as a coach so we shouldn't we shouldn't basically tell Arsenal that you know this was just a regulation win for for themselves I remember there was a time when nappily played Arsenal at the stadio maradona and they beat them 2-0 and then they went to the Emirates and played in a camouflage kit and Raffanita's claim he couldn't see them and they lost 2-0 they they were eliminated from the group with 12 points so shapo Arsenal I love that very well Raffanita's explaining away that he couldn't see his own players camouflage works kids don't tell you that at home longer the game went on though and this I think is the greatest tribute to Arsenal you just see their football grinding their opponent down both physically but also mentally there was a period you know around the 17th minute where it became almost football without suspense yes it was tied but you knew it would not be at the final whistle 75th minute my friend close and personal Ben White and the mighty potent neutrosard solace four assists in five games is that good fed her the guard who from distance with confidence and belief and just verve lash mash bashed five feet high and rising into that net four goals in five this season I'm so happy humanly for Martin Erdogo we all root him off rumours of his demise dot dot dot um 13 straight wins in the opening league stage for Arsenal that is incredibly impressive the consistency of it that that requires mentally as much as anything but it was a game of a rule James I hate to say this did make me wonder at times what the point is of this big random opening group stage we have to sit to yeah I mean just going back over previous Arsenal Naplie games this is no longer kind of a novelty this is what that new format throws up a lot big games but we see those big games more regularly and I think that takes some of the novelty off them look it's one of the reasons why I think the stadium was was not as full as it was but those who did get to the maradona I mean the odigard goal we shouldn't we shouldn't skip over that it was fantastic fizzing shot from outside the box fizzing like one of those mad limonata drinks they give you in in the Spanish quarter which is bitter lemon bitter sparking water and then for no reason at all by carbonate of soda so it makes you look silly because it just frothed all over you and I was quite happy to let the the odigard goal froth all over me roger doesn't make you bell shut drink really does anything we'd bike out on it so I mean it comes back quickly but it comes it comes back with a with a nice lemon twist when you're a kid you're just forcing those burps those with the days to an field the stadium not the dog Liverpool two that's like a Madrid won a game which opened within against type opening goal for athletic co won a waste riker holding out for us a new signing Christian Romero made the first start to the season and against the opening press Alva's made it look easy with a clever clever through ball and for an old familiar foe for Liverpool fans five goals in three games and field however to not sign this man more caution rentate and my love squint and field so much a crappie not he's named in the dog I think it's a pug he's named Anfield James just the amount of petty disrespect you have to respect it you do I mean you say Anfield the stadium not the dog but he does seem to take the cop for a walk every every couple of years and this is a guy that doesn't really score anywhere else so I mean you asked Everton how have you not signed this guy I mean watch have you learnt nothing from deadline day too soon too soon but wait you told me that he has a number of dogs is this like his this thing you enter he is an incredible character right yes you know every conspiracy theory on the internet how does your enter seems to believe him and so I wonder why his other dogs are called you know I don't I don't know if he he feeds he takes handful to a walk with chemtrails the dogs come here chemtrails I've heard worse name for dogs because he is the kind of person would actually have called one of his dogs Anfield and the other one Alex Jones in for wars come here Alex Jones in for wars stay for Liverpool behold Bradley Barcola made Liverpool the first team in human civilization and I'm not being hyperbolic to start three players each purchase for over a hundred million pounds hundred and thirty five million dollars EZAC votes and now double B managed to miss the sitter when the school was tied and then exited with some concern it's got to be said while holding his left calf that equalizer five minutes before half time ball ping ponging around in and out of athletic box until you're right back Barcelona Lone run out at Alho just uncorked a deliciously mischievous find this goal if you've not seen it back he'll assist to set up Dom Sober Sly after the Barcola miss sitter another gen who seems surplus to requirements and Anfield Alexis McAllister slam to a Weber defenders to give Liverpool a lead they would not relent it's a wild to me James the Gack Poe and Alexis McAllister for all the crap of last season and on the slot are now players reborn particularly Alexis I mean I had the joy of watching him four or five times at the World Cup and he he was a completely different player from the one who really looked like he was running through treacle for for a Liverpool last season and you know his goal against Athleti was everything that you want from a kind of box crashing all action midfield player which he was for Argentina and yeah does that mean that he he merits a new contract yeah he's pressed conference on the eve of the game I thought it was it was actually really interesting people the reaction to it people kind of questioning you know why do you think you deserve one and yet this is guy who won the league a couple of years ago and there's been part of a two teams that have reached World Cup finals and I think he said all the right things you tell me reminding you of an Argentinian a Alan Overson yes yeah to the point where yeah he I think he couldn't believe on the back of let's say the last two months why that why he it seemed like he was he was almost being offered for a trade I'm not saying that he was he's been the MVP for Liverpool because he certainly wasn't last season but he's still he's still got a lot to offer um so yeah pay the man sign him up you're paying everybody else Liverpool even way in front of way too much paying people a bench it was weaker than chain restaurant coffee and don't year-old his European management record that stands out one game played one game world which I think is probably the most significant aspect of the day till last night porto nil Manchester City 2 the morning before the game all the news in football was really about how intense and risers now motivating his players by blasting house music from large city branded speakers that's a detail I love but he didn't use speakers but they're city branded while they trade I do believe I've always said this it's a live truth nothing motivates a league footballer's more than the blast of David Gettys James City like the rest of the teams will be targeting 16 points from the eight games in this opening round to get through here they started 18 year-old prodigy are you bloody I was in a short tidy full debut I loved watching him alongside endo finanda city had 69% possession in that first half nice porto failed to record a single shot on target it's kind of said city with sluggish lacking in position till two goals from the inevitable early harland change out in the second half first a kiss of his downy bald head second a caress precision roller um we're going to look at these numbers James because I'm going to say them but they almost the word so much wash over you and do not do just this 59 goals in 59 champions league games yeah um man is 26 when you hear those numbers 59 and 59 James is the whole champions league of pharmacy I mean this is a man who loves nothing more than being on a farm early harland um you know buying tomahawk steaks milk that sort of thing so maybe that's why he feels so at home uh roger but um to think those goals have also come when he's been at Salzburg playing on the Jesse Martino yeah I mean a great footballing mind by the way the greatest America has ever produced pound for pound that will not have any Jesse Marsh disrespect uh on this show these numbers put them into contact with can you even put them into they he always don't make sense it's almost like watching uh monday do plantis do his thing was just like yeah he's broken another world where we you just become numb to it it is monday like well I don't know what they feed these people in in scandy um these days it is it is a uh I'm going to wake up and break a record today um I was I was with um uh Clabo the cross-country skier who was who won six gold medals at the winter Olympics that these guys just built differently roched there they're they're they're not like you and me we're sorry you're going to finish this story where were you just casually with Clabo I was at the top of the uh of the ski jump in uh Holman Colin uh which uh is I think it's on top of a fiorl overlooking Oslo which is where the uh uh the Norway's winter Olympians um or just like the the hardest men and women on earth train and uh and and Clabo is I think the closest to breaking Michael Phelps is kind of a Olympic record when it comes to winning gold and um big Alexander Soloth fans so you know um yeah he he likes an underdog story among Norwegian strikers I don't know what you were doing there but I do like to think that when you're on the slopes you carry a backpack but when you fall off the slopes when chased by machine gun and attackers it just don't funs up and it turns into like a union jack um yeah yeah yellow ski suit like Roger Moore in yeah and yeah very good he should hear about the Napoli um uh kits they wore the camouflage he's got the opposites they come and shoot me yellow yeah yeah they did look like Bond Villain outfits actually uh as I'm being pursued whilst I ski down a bobslay run I'm Jewish I'm joking but I've got you my honest vision is close to the truth Manchester United I'll wait till the weekend for City next up in the Champions League the visit of Paris and German um we'll run to a couple of the other games yesterday in Tamalan 1 Real Madrid 2 Juicy Munoz against one of his beloved exes uh an old game uh the Italian has actually dominated this 70% possession in the first half Kuchwa ultimately this is what tells you all you need to know man of the match but Madrid's goals both came for self-inflicted mistakes first party in the full fans love this I found this in world to watch them feast on one of their own Curtis Jones who dallied on the ball in a way they made every red anew both laugh and get PTSD and equal measure it was finished by killing a Bappe 71st Champions League gold time for fifth full time nonetheless these 27 um and despite the score until much the stronger team 21 shots completed 94% of the passes highest completion rating against Madrid in the Champions League since I think 2004 Jewish and Merino said post game the game was mad and not a madness I like comes after rail lost against Timo rail betis in the league last weekend let me ask you James Jewish and Merino 2 electric Bugleau at the Bernabéu Boo um this is not the Jews say we all love and and loath in equal measure he's not the merino that we think about in his pomp he's not one of the trophy since that fig Lee for the conference league with Roma 2022 before that was 2016 17 uh the trophies were the united um since then he's kind of wandered around the you know walloping through turkey with Fenerbahce I do yes the unbeaten season with Benfica where he still can try not to win anything I don't want to lead title in over a decade 63 we know football for young managers now with big brains big tactical minds that can fit their beautiful bodies into tight expensive athletic sports casual so can you put Merino into perspective where is he now what does the name Jose Merino really mean other than kind of like a fading a-lister kind of like the Aaron Paula football I think he keeps doing this because whenever I walk down a very expensive Italian high street where all the luxury stores are I think I've now ticked off that you know in this season uh Jose was dressed by this expensive Italian boutique and that season it's this one he's just like a walking close horse now he's in it for the clues I think he's in it I think he's in it for the moment it's uh Farragamo last year I think it was Zenia I think this is this is this is just what he does I know I have a thing Mauritius he knows only in it for like 10% off at Hugo Boss no and and he said the game was mad last night and I you know I'm only joking here why it says maybe he didn't coach the team because these days um certainly since he's been back at Madrid it feels like his one job is not to coach the team it's to be a height man for Killian and Bapley to win the ball and all that's all he does he's just saying Killian is stratospheric he's the best I've ever seen uh I used to when I was a translator for Louis Van Hal I didn't say that uh and I got to coach Ronaldo Nazaria with Bobby Robinson um I got to see him every day Killian's like that he's unbelievable he was on French TV last night breaking out his French you know Jose is not worked in France but there he was on Camel Pluce giving it the hard self a Killian in Bapley to win the ball and or um which of course he's awarded by a French magazine uh and he's there just he's there just telling anecdotes in French about in Bapley so he's in Bapley's hype man that's that's that's what he does these days so quick question for you to put this into context which new manager will make it further into this competition Jose Mourinho, Enzo Moresca and Donia Rola oh what about Seth Fabregas um that's really that's probably the right answer it I mean uh I uh Cessk his style football and his style of management excites me a great deal I mean they were in pop 4 they've got a really difficult draw comar against a likes PSG Barcelona man United etc um but Cessk does some very special things there I'm getting more and more on the Moresca train I'm a say roch um I like their signings Buaddi in Porto you mentioned him I think he had a better time in Porto than you did on your post World Cup holiday he looked like he was he he looked especially silky uh in that midfield and I think that midfield now looks like it could be it could be very good with uh with Anderson and and Enzo in there as well um I think that's the so I'm I'm I'm I'm getting inclined to say city at this moment time with with with Moresca from one and Bapé to another we've got to mention the younger brother Ethan who's Lil through away two one goal lead eventually lost the game to rail bettis Troy Parrot winner of course um and the aforementioned Ethan and Bapé helped his team with open the scoring with a quite stunning whip cross of an assist and then departed early dramatically on 56 minutes after do you not know who I am sneaky elbow to the face of rail bettis defending that time James Ethan is 19 um is he the Frank Stallone of unbapé's or will the name Ethan soon saw around the globe or the Hugo Maradona of Diego look from what I've been told about Ethan like when he was at PSG with Killian it wasn't just because he was there with as Killian's brother as the guy to kind of you know carry his boots around for him it's because he's a a talent in his own right um and so Leo know how to pick a player as we've seen uh over the last few years they don't they don't have any passengers in that team um and so um I think we should keep following Ethan closely if only had a hype man like Josie Marinho people would hear more about him so essentially you're telling me he's the Jew belling him of unbapé's yeah and look um I think that's what that's what should Killian do Killian after he wins the bell and door in a few months time he's just basically say Josie now now work with my brother there you go. God blesses his hype man we all need by the way we all need a hype man in our life in other games PSG opened up a kind of whoop ass however you say that in French the summer of foreign continues frontora's netted three times in a six one beat down of yeah yeah Torey Slough and Bratislava yes I just said that yeah yeah Torey Slough and Bratislava talking about that in a second bottle they were not blasted five past feinord refinius good twice well ecstatic 19-year-old teen goat Luminium all had a goal and two assists Hansy Flick's boys scored five goals in further games so far this season Aston Villa ignited their campaign at club ruch after a familiar slow start no goals in their first February games remember last year um their first goal of the season came from one John McGinn in their first European match and he did the same here opening the scoring what ended up a three two victory so they were ahead the schedule even Nico Jackson scored uh his first for the Villa they back just in time for forest at the weekend James we have seen two thirds of this big bloated opening round match day which is more than enough to make knee joint predictions spoiler alert us who will be in the semifinals the final at the end of this Champions League season so I think PSG real statement even though it was against Slough and Bratislava should tip our hats to Yaya Torey think becoming what the first African coach to work in in the Champions League and know the result didn't go his way but credit to him so PSG Barça don't need a striker they've got Roderie Arsenal and I'll say city you're not going from one unsuspecting just all can I discipline it telling outside it he'll get ramrodded in the semifinals I think I mean I always talk up into it and they have they've hurt me you know for over the last few years um going out to Bolo Glimpt last last season um I would like to think Roma in their centenary year um and maybe you know you could swap um supporting one freed king club for another one uh roch in in Roma as as Roma gone to reach a Champions League semi-final not publicly right now James we'll go to Rome together now I'll I'll convert you I'd love I'd love I'd love I did wear uh to my last game of goodison of Roma hat you know supporting this hashtag team free kin we all drive Toyota's now and let's just end the whole game people's like well you got it all my hats on lad um so God bless completely and utterly unconnected emotionally um it is too early to tell uh right now but one thing I find fascinating as we do uh approach all of this the knees acknowledging does it so really for me no pet Gordiola in the Champions League first time since his last sabbatical 2012-13 but his legacy he lives on incredibly for former players uh of peps now coaching in this Champions League Vonson company so trying to keep baggy b-boy clothing uh happen on the Bayern Munich sideline Martin D. McKellis newly installed at R. Bay Leipzig uh Alexander Collarov a system manager Inter and as we mentioned the incredibly area Tories taking his first manager her job at Sluven Bratislava that's just utterly utterly remarkable uh it was very very hard for him to go up against his teammate uh of peps for five years as well as his direct replacement on boss a B back in 2008 Lewis and Reekay um it's incredible man uh pep and Jürgen Klopp not currently in club football with pepsol it lives on James yeah it um it really does um not only when you know he's been facetime by Erling Harland as he shapes his head um you know pep pep pep pep is everywhere the pep paradigm you know he's he's in the background um yeah i wonder when we'll see him again i wonder he will have been watching the Champions League tonight because when when he was facetiming Harland through that haircut he was watching football uh this is a man who doesn't seem to be able to switch off even when he's switching off i did think when i watched that video when he clicked off what do you think he felt was it just like it's like a sadness like crusty the clown when he goes off stage just like is this who i am now just a hair consultant i mean um yeah i suppose in pep uh it would make you quite proud you know as he was he was talking about himself being folically challenged to be a hair consultant um again just shows how influential he is you don't need hair to be much the same way that a rigo sack he said you don't have to be a horse to you don't have to be a horse to be a jockey um you don't have to have had hair to to be able to be a hair consultant so there you go take it from me you cannot do i just that that video i thought a lot about it the harland hair video i've just also like you know in in the olden days people used to stay on the phone for ages ages just chatting away while you're doing the washing up chat away at night you could spend a whole night chatting to your mate on the phone like the the harland pep call i couldn't tell whether it was short just because harland's youtube people just the tall pep keep it short gonna keep people hooked to pretension games on youtube gonna keep you from moving oh it's pep just not very good on the phone you know what i mean it's like hey it was really it was like a nice version of pep by it was like i was like uh pep another phone guy if you watch the documentary uh on on amazon about city it um he seems to be a man who when he communicates he needs movement um i don't i don't get the impression he's just a static talker he needs to be moving things with his hands when he's talking um uh so maybe the phone just doesn't lend itself to that watch hi bye okay it's time Lewis and reek a two-time treble winner psg captain machina so openly targeted the treble ahead of the season not afraid of talking about it um which would mean that psg would join by a Munich iaxx and real Madrid as the only teams to ever win three european cups in a row um their title defense began with a six warm blowout over slava and brato slava slavaki as finest frantores with a hat trick uh uzman d'embele a brace to assist one of the goals come from 18-year-old drew Fernandez's pass all coached by the great indomitable Lewis and reek a former basser contingent thriving uh in paris but despite today's win psg no strangers to slow starts 2012 last time they began the season without a win in the first three league games of the season they ended up winning that league uh at a counter and in each of the last two champions the big big big boy group phrases they finished 15th and then 11th they really phone in in uh they had to advance through the playoff phase on the way to winning the trophy back to back this season domestic form was four played and zero won two defeats seven goals conceded their thirteenth to come only thirteenth in the french league it's almost the surreal achievement new left back signing from astan velalukas denier said we've had less of a preseason so it's been difficult uh it's not an excuse but it's an assessment my love those words Lewis and reek a just shrugged when asked about their form he says football is inexplicable that's for this a real quote that's football it's a quote crappy sport um but he's already bet pressed back during this psg will win the league god would you just like take it their money so james should we be concerned at all about the early form um i mean again is this just psg doing hair and tortoise stuff yeah the psg handicap will give you seven points and then we'll we'll overtake you at um in october now i mean this is the this is the best run football club in in the world right now which sounds obvious when they're back-to-back champions but you know anyone who's followed psg over the last 15 years it shouldn't be obvious they they it felt like being extravagant was in their DNA uh and losing was in their DNA when it came to the championship in quite spectacular fashion and instead this summer they've um sold players for more than four hundred million um you know Bradley Bacola goes to to Liverpool um yeah i'm sure he'll have a good career there but mr sitter tonight and um gonsola ramos to fulfill the charter dream of lincoln out with christian policy at ac milan lincoln again now athletic in the drediba him and by uh arriving for roster rebuild aston villa you know in their place spanish world cup winning goal scorer just world heartthrob uh frantorez him from borsaluna monaco's talented winger um magnus at acleyosh and belton forward mika godz him from iaxe um each cost i think less than 60 million um so i'm fascinated uh these move what drove them and do they change anything we should expect stylistically and result statistically if that's a word from psg so roger i mean they haven't been part of this uh rat race that we've seen you know in in the transfer market where everybody's spending you know over a hundred million are on players um and you know they've got the means to do it uh and they're just so convinced in uh in their model that they don't have to do it anymore in fact um i think psg with the kind of knee jerk club once upon a time it was like oh we've been embarrassed by borsalona let's go and pay 220 million for name art or um and bappies had a good season let's go and pay 180 million for messies available let's go get messy and now they're just like um dm at yandia mandi yeah we think what realm would you be paying us too much we're not going to pay that so we're we're happy um kavarat skelia when they signed him they tried to sign in the summer before they did um napoli us for a lot of money they were like we're not going to pay that came back in January um got it for more or less half the price um zian zazuki this summer um they were like yeah we we like him um but we're not going to pay that for him um and he went to villa so there's like a discipline about psg which um was not a characteristic of theirs um in in the first what 10 years um under under the cattaris and it's just made them a formidable operation i mean you mentioned uh aglius he was magnificent tonight one of ferrantor's his goals yeah two new signings coming in lovely mazy dribble then a ball uh ball to ferrantor's on the edge of the box fantastic finish it just looks like they're very sure about themselves um and at the weekend okay they lost a monaco but they did something that's actually really difficult to do in football um which is by the way we've announced all of these contract renewals at the same time we've got everyone to sign on the doctor line simultaneously that never happens we were talking about Liverpool early with Alexis McAllister and Cody Gackbar i mean Liverpool would love to have had do you remember that summer when they had uh the second half of season when they had Trent most most salad and Virgil Van Dyke's contracts are up and it was it was dragging on and on and on psg that sort of drama just doesn't happen it only doesn't happen at psg and uh any team owned by marinakis um very similar success on the field yeah yeah but i mean he gets to be able to sign quick question what one team is best equipped to beat psg this season and what oh i i still think bayon i didn't name them in my four teams to be in the semifinals because i forgot them but i think bayon have um the the tools um to to to be able to take on psg at their sort of own game and i think they will that what bayon have is continuity continuity in the coach um you know they've only made a couple of signings this summer um Nathaniel Brown and uh Saibari who was very good for Morocco but they get better every year so i i still think bayon are probably the the best place to challenge them i actually asked them man i don't know man i mean i know last season they had a hundred percent record in the league phase and being in regulation entire tournament can see they just seven times total and they still got beat when it came to the mano mano all i say is i just root for them this campaign more than i can say from reigning champion psg let's quickly look at a heartwarming story for what we expect to be the other end of the table a story that i know delight you uh it's first time as sabba formed 2017 just nine years ago as a bjorny club based in a tiny municipality called masazir which literally means a place of sand i mean god bless does what it says on the tin um 30 miles north of back who population 19,000 and manager valdas damn brouse casts became a meme last month when they qualified for uh the champions because why james he was on the thawainian version of who wants to be a millionaire tell us the story by the way thawainian i think that game is probably called come on ask questions slightly dodgyly uh done and maybe win some money's because they very little place of sand damn brouse cos he goes on uh who wants to be a millionaire uh and he doesn't really get very far he only wins about a thousand dollars um which good good good a long way in a bit in the place of sand absolutely um that's probably two questions in i'm now thinking did he like phone a friend on the first question did he gas the audience he used up all his lifelines but then yeah the second just uh and then first he just clapped some bolts off to give it all out of the game i don't know that every yeah he's a he's a complete afterthought in the history of lift you anion who wants to be in there to be a millionaire well you don't know if it is what is called there maybe cause who wants to be a thousand dollar air there that's a lot of money man in innards of a jean i'm sure and look damn brouse cos he's a winner um regardless of whether you won that that contest or not because he used that money um to to come to come to the uk uh and do his do his coaching batches uh and that's that's the magic of like of all the places to do your coaching batches he comes to the uk you do it and your first league phase championship game is at the theater of the dreams uh against microcarriks man united it's um yeah this it does feel like we're in a simulation sometimes uh these these things don't happen shouldn't happen but do happen i find it really amazing i mean these are the stories i had you loved so this team sabote didn't exist a decade ago squads were twenty one and a half million dollars total stadium fit nine thousand which i think it's like about half the population of mass azir the place of sand uh to be honest it's pretty big um they're ending up burying i think the largest stadium in back who for these games the owls they've navigated four rounds of champions they qualify to get here um next date guaranteed games include for them bossel owner arsenal napoli and bruce adortman which is for them probably ecstasy but for him no more pressure than the bright lights if he wants to be a millionaire right James no no he's uh he's suffered that humiliation of going home with just a thousand dollars if it was that someone right in and tell us is a thousand dollars like a big prize on it maybe it's more than it sounds uh in us of john maybe they they're opening round first question you just get given a potato yes maybe that's the prize scheme there you get a potato you get some you get some you get some uh you get some herring oh you get to find a way vaude you're all you're all gonna work your way up the full question you get an owl and that's when he knew it was destiny when he got the sabote job it was like i'm going to the place of sad first question everyone asking you and football james come and tell me what would you do when you want a thousand dollars from azabajani game of uh game of will of whatever it's called uh who wants to be a a thousand dollar what would you do with a thousand dollars he he he made his dream come true he made something out and not think what would you think i'd use it for my campaigns to become the next mayor of atlanta um it'll be it'll be this is my donation watch i think a lot of politics thing you suspended the campaign but this is your statement it's still on right yeah i mean wouldn't it wouldn't be controversial that i would no because i actually made that money myself uh i wouldn't be taking it wouldn't be self made yeah self made you know that i'm going on various game shows in various eastern block countries in order to fund to my ambitions to become the mayor of atlanta let's make it happen fermenting on the mouth saying james horn castle is not the the uh privita like packs and super packs i'm here to serve you atlanta taking money from using your but anyway i do think as of azabajani uh who wants to be a millionaire it's based on that Norwegian football club burn where they reward their star player with four trees of eggs uh for the money and write to your words that's its influence and i just love it very quickly before we wrap i don't know what a dea someone gave me a thousand dollars just like that what my dream would be for that i think i'd probably either give it to charity or get a third to turkey and you know just get a little i can't head the ball why roger i just don't want to talk about it uh very quickly before we wrap um not a championship question but one for my male bag written by lu whale of nashville tenisee i almost did my national accent it's not very good so i just saved the world um lu writes the following the real million dollar question i like what you did there is what's happening with christian policy oh god that pulled the mood down ac milan they're not in the champions league this year they're in the europe league and the rubin ammarin remember him old friend and he's left policy on the bench entirety of the first three games yes he was injured July 7th in the the world club at the balagan game against Belgium in the world cup i think it was a michael fracture um just explain what is going on at ac milan is policy out of favor for ammarin i've got to say there's been very little outcry from the milan fan base that he's not playing and the fact he didn't make a move elsewhere over the summer means what James i don't think he could have made a move uh in the summer given that he had this micro fracture uh ammarin was was texting him whilst he was uh away at the world cup like i think i think person appreciated that but yeah he missed a lot of preseason you know he didn't play any friendly games um and ammarin is one of those coaches that kind of need to see you do stuff in a game um otherwise you have to train at mad intensity for him to get you into the team and um i think there's been some surprise with with christian that um the first game of the season he was already back in the squad um and he didn't he didn't didn't come on so it's kind of why name him in the squad uh if you don't have an intention to to use him um and then against uh events at the weekend um ammarin played at in rabio as a right sided number 10 uh and and christian didn't come out or didn't come on so um i think once he gets minutes and once he actually plays um ammarin will will uh will be like oh yeah i've got christian policy back um but until he does that um it's it feels like christian is just kind of sat on the bench twiddling his thumbs we'll see if that changes in the Europa League what's stopping him because he has said he's down the death chart right now yeah and uh if you look yeah me and have they're playing at you in rabio there where he's out he's kind of out of position um they've got um ammarin Hutchinson uh who they signed from knocking on forest who can who can play there and also the the revelation of this season so far at me land is their teenage winger alpha mega cc as he's been called um who will probably be in the Italy squad for the nation's league so um there's a lot of competition for places um at me land and i think he has to show in training um to ammarin that um you know he is he is ready um to to to to play um and i think ammarin at the moment um you know he's obviously had preseason with some other players and feels he can trust them more but i think if you're christian you're like you look at actually rabio and you kind of say well rabio is that the woke up longer than i was like um so i need minutes just as much as he does it's just that when rabio came on against terino he changed the game so it's a tough spot oh come on kevan Sullivan um that's all at the feast of football that we've got to talk about long time less than the same means one thing we have to feast before we leave to celebrate Lewis in the case new contract extension at PSG if we're going to take him out to celebrate oh James how will we take him in Paris oh roch i used to go and have Thanksgiving dinners uh in Paris uh some friends of mine americans who work for the UN they move from Rome to Paris and they lived on il de san louis uh which is a beautiful place to visit uh in Paris and there was a very old ice cream shop there called the bettiglion uh and you would go for a petty glass uh a little ice cream of you know whatever janduya hazelnuts uh just magnificent and they would also do those big trays like kind of 80s vianeta don't know how you would describe this to an american audience what a vianeta or it was just like a log of ice cream um but you made it sound so appetizing well this is this is this is done in exquisite and elegant perisian way you know it's it's uh they don't they don't use a word log no they have log but yeah it's it's a wonderful place to go have a nice cream and a walk around in Paris so but can we get you can we get your flavor of choice baby i always hazelnut for me are you really oh yeah that's really really controversial well at bettiglion if i'm going for a gelato anyway i will usually have pistaccio pistaccio stretchadella uh and some kind of hazelnut or one of those boozy zabayone something that has a bit of kimasa that all ramen it i'm still working on the van louis honey sponsorship um which has been a failed campaign for the past four years i do like this place i'm looking at on google less luganese in our house ice cream is a family affair reddit reviewer say one of the best things at my wedding was the tower of sorbes from bettiglion and that in terms of that marriage lasted and when the high last over 60 years it's a good sign that is so bloody true that is also true for kernel sanders and kevin de vorene a simple classy classic perfect louis in reheat desert james it's been a joy to speak with you there's no one else i'd rather revel in this goblet of championsly football wave thank you beautiful and thank you roch ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 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